Saturday, May 12, 2012
Saturday Silliness (2)
Hi guys!! It's another weekend of Saturday Silliness here at BLM. I like the idea of starting the weekend with things that will put a smile on your face. I actually was hoping to have a funny story or something, but nothing that interesting happened this week. Well besides the hubs getting locked outside barefoot, then tripping down the stairs when he turned around to walk out front. He then proceeded to step on a rock, jumped to the other foot only to put it in one of my daughters buckets full of water. Then as he tried to shake it off he fell over. That is actually pretty hilarious, but one of those things you really needed to see. Okay onto some random silliness.
From the book Vitamin Q by Roddy Lumsden:
Other words for idiot, we all know you can never have too many ways to say that. :)
nitwit, jackass, plonker, duffer, twit, dimwit, dunderhead, nutjob, airhead, scatterbrain, dummy, dope, meathead, lamebrain, dweeb, dill, nong, and dip.
Those are a few out of the 124 listed lol.
A few phrases you never really want to hear
We need to talk
Close your eyes and open your mouth
This is going to hurt a little bit
And some more FML quotes from the book
Today I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded, but we got in the water at a really secluded area. While we were swimming, I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes and walking away. FML
Today I found out that my teacher writes descriptions next to people's manes on the class register to remind him who people are. By mistake, the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name, it said "Tubby." FML
Today at a hard-rock concert, a bunch of guys accidentally knocked down a porta-potty while moshing. I was inside that porta-potty. FML
That's all for today. Hope you enjoyed some the random silly stuff. Hope you have a great weekend!! :)