Saturday, June 2, 2012

Saturday Silliness (4)


Welcome to another Saturday Silliness. I wish I had entertaining stories to tell or something, but really I don't. Nothing that interesting happens around here with the exception of the hubs, the kiddo, or me hurting ourselves somehow. My daughter did whack herself in the face with a swing yesterday, but that was not a funny thing. Poor girl split her lip open in 2 different spots and was completely freaking out when she saw the blood. So since I don't have anything fun for you, I will stick to some FML stuff.

All of the following are from a copy of the FML book

Today I decided to make a Pop-Tart. I thought it was bad enough when it fell through the grate in the toaster oven. Then it burst into flames. I spent five minutes fanning the smoke away from the smoke detector, but the alarm continued to go off. Now everyone who lives in my building is outside in a snowstorm. FML

Today a toddler's ball rolled over to me in the park. I playfully pitched it to him, as his parents watched from afar. The ball hit him in the face. FML

Today I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she had finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML

Today my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "Guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I instinctively grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor. FML

Today I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work for the movie; everything else in the world is pretty much already 3-D." FML

That's all for today guys. Thanks for stopping by and I hope you have a great weekend.


8 comments:

  1. FML sounds hilarious! Is it just a collection of different fmls or is it a novel with hilarious scenarios?

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  2. It's just a collection of FML's. I'm actually not sure why I even have the book since there's a whole website lol!!

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    1. I love that website! along with my life is average. You can spend endless hours on those two... :)

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    2. I have never been to my life is average. I will have to check it out.

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  3. Totally love the pop tart one! I've had moments like that =)

    Sorry about your daughter - that sucks. Hope she's feeling better.

    Valerie
    StuckInBooks.com

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    1. Haha! Yes, I have totally had moments like the pop tart one. Thanks, she is okay. I knew it was going to happen. I told her like 5 times to not do it because she was going to hurt herself. It doesn't look too bad today and she hasn't said anything about it.

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  4. Haha! I love these snippets. The porn bit was hilarious. The 3-D comment is totally something I would say.
    Thanks for sharing, doll!

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    1. THe FML things are so funny!! The 3D one is so me too!! I laughed when I read it and was like, "I would totally say something like that." Lol!!

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